Why is everything you do so intoxicating to me? πŸ’œπŸ’š

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bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

(via sleeve)

I can not sleep and she is on my mind.

(Source: jdhsiaoo)

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes β€œive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Source: duns-f0r-hands, via loveisforthestupid)